Women really do rule the world. They just haven’t figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we’re all in big big trouble.
A man is lucky if he is the first love of a woman. A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.