Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Most women are not as young as they are painted.
Women really do rule the world. They just haven’t figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we’re all in big big trouble.
Women have very little idea of how much men hate them.
In their hearts women think that it is men’s business to earn money and theirs to spend it.
A man is lucky if he is the first love of a woman. A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
There is a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.